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Picture courtesy of my wife…

He’s traded in his Sonic Screwdriver for an acoustic guitar. He doesn’t use it to open doors, he uses it to open hearts.

Ouch, my brain.

I’m a little busy right now.

So you get this.

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A crash course in the Internet

We’ve been working on a program to help Fringe artists reach their audiences via the web.

Here’s what we came up with:

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Still the funniest strip since Bloom County:

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AAAAH! The eye of God!

Squint hard: Tiny specks believed to be first photos of 4 planets outside our solar system

Memo to myself

Winter is here:

  1. Internet browsing is not a source of mental stimulation.
  2. You must exercise.
  3. Read. You have several unread novels on the shelf behind you.
  4. You will feel better if you write anything at all. Terrible, dumb, silly writing that will get you laughed out of town will make you feel better.

Yesterday I saw a commercial for Guitar Hero featuring Heidi Klum. In it, she wears a big, big shirt. Why would you put Heidi Klum in a big shirt? thought I. Turns out there’s an alternate version:

Uhm…

I just want to address this:

Besides, Americans do not much respect the government-run programs that are now in place. Rather than rely on the inefficient Post Office, for important matters Americans prefer to pay a little more for the reliability, good manners, and good spirit of private carriers such as FedEx and United Parcel Service. Service is so much better and more cheerful in the business sector than in the government sector.

We Have a New President by Michael Novak on National Review Online

Speaking as someone who deals with all three services, I can tell you that

  1. For the volume it handles, the post office is incredibly  efficient.
  2. FedEx and UPS ground are frequently much cheaper than the post office for heavy parcels.
  3. People just generally use whatever’s cheapest if they’re paying for it themselves.

I’m curious as to the last time that Mr. Novak actually sent a package himself, rather than passing it on to an assistant or the mail room.